The Life of Dylan Laine: Wow, it’s been a while…

And has a lot of shit went down… so here is a quick recap of the last 3 weeks…

1) Me and Amy had a kick ass American road trip to plan our MC duties for Becky and James’ wedding, which resulted in a booze cruise, photo session at an oil rig complete with flames, and getting free drinks at the pub bc we are all around amazing people…

2) Becky got married!!! But not before we took her out one last time and partied our asses off till 4am the eve of her wedding!!! She wasn’t getting married till 3pm anyway so she had lots of time to sleep and get ready.. lol.. well 3 hours at least… but that was also bc she got locked out of her mother-in-law’s house… apparently by accident… bahahaha

3) Crashed Becky and James’ Honeymoon in Mexico!!! OMG Mexico is fucking amazing!!! It was great to be down there with 2 of my BF’s… SO fucking amazing… Unbelievable scenery, scuba diving!!! Swimming with Sea Turtles, Barracudas, Puffer fish, and a hotter than hot Aussie, which is a rare find in itself!!! Partied in a club that doubled as a live show… a basically anything goes throw down kinda place where you drink till you fall on your face…

4) Visa is still being a fucking pain!!! Still no return date to the UK, hopefully this week will yield some results!!!

5) Got to see my Jacquie again!!! I miss that girl more than I care to admit for fear she thinks i’m gonna stalk her and cut out her hair to make a doll with it… it’s not pretty but it’s the truth… she makes me laughs every time i’m around her and she keeps me sane!!! Especially when she understands my feelings better than most do, 1) because she has a logic and 2) because she’s awesome! Thanks for listening and being on my side!!! <3

Well that’s the quick version, more updates to come soon I’m sure… I have idea’s brewing that need to be served…

Til then, Adios Amiga!